I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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