i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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