We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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