I puked a lego.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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