More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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