we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
