she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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