nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
last night I used snow as a chaser
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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