You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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