how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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