: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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