OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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