we're blogging at a bar
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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