There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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