Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
