Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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