ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
