and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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