But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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