Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My bed smells like the plague
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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