i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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