C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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