this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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