weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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