their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Randomize
