dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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