i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
