It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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