We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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