yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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