Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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