i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize