Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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