bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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