You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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