we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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