Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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