The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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