STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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