do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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