in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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