My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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