he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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