new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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