Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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