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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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