My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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