Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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