Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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