he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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