I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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