Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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