so explain again why im purple
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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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