We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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