she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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