Banned from zoo.
Again?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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