But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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