dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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